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Number of males on earth |
2,800,000,000 |
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80% are able |
2,240,000,000 |
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10% jack off daily |
224,000,000 |
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every hour |
9,333,333 |
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every minute |
155,556 |
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every second |
2,593 |
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When you wank off tonight you will not be alone... during your 10 seconds of joy over 10,000 masturbating males around the world will be enjoying those same 10 seconds! In cities, towns, villages and hamlets. In apartments, houses, huts and castles. Laying between silk sheets, cotton sheets, straw mats and huddled under cardboard. Everywhere and every age, millions of males are masturbating - just like you. Enjoy and don't feel left out and lonely, you have lots of company. |
In the USA there are over 25 million men over 50 years
allowing for 5 million unable to wank or don't want to
that's about 20 million wankers over 50!
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Wanking is the guaranteed way to ensure birth control. If practiced more and encouraged world wide, and particularly in underdeveloped countries, it would reduce the dangerously exploding birthrate that will soon be leading to enormous famines and misery as we eat ourselves into food shortages. Wars will, as they always do, follow and population control will be forced on nations by nature herself. Surveys taken recently show that a true wanker will go at as often as once a day and frequently, more often than that. But what are the real figures? Only you know - email your feedback - you are completely anonymous and no return contact will be made unless you ask us. Your email will appear anonymously in our letters to the editor. There you can read what others say about wanking over 50. |
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Wankers Wanted from Hank Require information from wankers... i.e: Present Age, How old when first started. Frequency. Average time spent at it. Reason for being mono. Interesting stories.. Articles. Jokes. just honest straight stuff and as truthful as possible. Send email - text only! If you do wish to send graphics - please nothing big ( bytewise that is ). A web site dedicated to wanking information, is of enormous interest to some people. Wankers World - The Wide World Web of Wankers - Stories of Wee Willy Wanker and more is in store for all you Wankers of the World. It's an interesting and weirdly erotic website... but not necessary a porno site, there's lots of those already. Of course many web wankers have already visited a few of these. (porn is in the mind of the beholder!) Wankers have all kinds of preferences as to the target of their wankingness and whichever yours is, ...is not the issue. Wankers over 50 are especially urged to respond as information from long term wankers will be of real interest to those relatively new to it! I know of many men over the age of 70 that are frequent wankers and some into their nineties. Health issues and concerns of the over 50 wanker and especially handicapped wankers, may be found here. Any information sent here will be placed on a webpage for other wankers to read. Respondents to these unusual requests need not identify themselves. Anything too wild to print openly will be posted in the restricted members-only area of Wankers Over 50 Send replies to Attn:hank |
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Reliable information about this most personal part of our day-to-day activities is very much needed by us all! Aside from the fact I've always had a perverse interest in what older men do privately, no doubt brought on from early childhood curiosity, my biggest concern is how long will these good times go on for. AND is there any way of forestalling what may or may not be inevitable? Only those of you older then I know. Send your comments and advice Any thing pertinent to masturbation and old age is the theme. |
Porn and prostitutes have a better effect on the health of old folk than pills and traditional medicine, its claimed. Staff in an old folks home in Denmark say putting on blue movies for residents and even ordering in vice girls is better than drugs. Medical staff at the home in Copenhagen say the 'natural medicine' of sex is far more beneficial than the likes of cod liver oil and vitamin supplements. ...................This is old news to us old wankers! |