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January 1999 - Page 1

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 Hi Ed,
Seasons greetings to you all.
I am glad to see that I am not the only "wanker" in South Africa, what a relief, I was begining to wonder......:-)
Now Willie has written to you I hope he will be able to check out the confessions in the old section and read my submission. If he is lonely, perhaps he will send me an email!
All the best for 1999
Eddie

 Some information about preventing prostate problems with vitamin E

 Ed: Thanks Joe for the info. readers can check it out and start eating those green leafy veggies.

 What are some great home things to "lube" up my penis for masterbation?
Thanks, Wanker4years

Hello! I love wanking it is my favorite thing to do. I do it a least once every if not more. I have a question I am 14 and I wonder do a lot of people wank as much as me. If they do I really do not understand them.

Ed: Do a lot of people eat as much as you? Do a lot of people sleep as much as you? Do a lot of people wank as much as you? You'll never understand people so don't bother to - just do what comes naturally as safely as possible and meantime check out our interesting link page.

Enjoyed the latest edition of the magazine. I like the idea of a girlie page. How about having a "mature" girlie page. Many of the other sites list a "mature women" page, and it turns out to be someone about 35. Let's see some old tits and ass.
Jim

Wankmaster:There has been chatter from time to time about a site for women to talk about Jilling Off, either with us guys or among themselves. I found a good site the other day which has photographs that you and/or your wives might enjoy. It is www.nerve.com This is an on-line magazine that apparently is sponsored by Powell's, the big used book store in Portland. In any event, it is free. Browse around until you find the archives section, then photographs, and then click onto the works of a guy named Gorman.
Zack-a-powy-wow! About a dozen lassies are depicted [singly] doing what we all love so well, female style. What makes the site all the more interesting, in my view, is that the persons are "the woman next door" -- not Baywatch-type models or pros. The modus is strongly tilted towards fingering [and yes, most do the four-digit push] although there are a couple of dildos in action. My wife said it was the most arousing all-female art work. I noted to her that Nerve claims its content is not "pornographic." Perhaps, and perhaps that is also why the stuff in this section is so damnably good.
Check it out. ***** rating
Joe in DC

when are we going to have something new?????????????

Ed: Full members can access the New January Issue of Wankers Over 50 - check in with your Sypro ID as the AdultCheck version of Wankers Over 50 is being re-worked into a smaller gallery - if you haven't got a Sypro ID you can join from the link below - IF you purchased your AdultCheck ID thru Wankers Over 50 website in the past you may be entitled to a complimentary pass .

 Live in southwestern maine. i am 64 and very horny. like to talk to other men who like to jo or what ever.

I just have to tell you that since I found Wankers I am online every day - oh retirement is great. I just retired in September (I am 66) and have got horny over almost anything ever since. I wasn't this horny when I worked. This is truely the best place on the Internet for an old fart like me. After reading some of the old letters and now know I have lots of company. Now I am trying to get up the nerve to ask my old neighbor next door (he's about 76) if he gets horny just hanging around the house all day. Thanks for such a great place - I am going to join your club this weekend - i am sure it will be worth it. Happy holidays. Douglas.

There is too much emphasis on men here how about more woman? I'm 71 and rather see women than naked old men

I don't know for sure how old I was, but I do know I wasn't shooting any juice when I jacked off. But I made the most amazing discovery, and wonder if anyone out there has had a similar experience.

I was climbing a tree, a favorite oak out in front of my parents' house. Shinnying up the trunk, I could reach a spot where I would sit, almost hidden by the leaves. But one day a funny thing happened on my way up that tree: As I worked my legs up and down, pulling myself up the trunk, reaching above my head for a limb, I noticed a very pleasurable sensation in my thighs. It was not an unfamiliar feeling; in fact, I could feel that way when I jacked off sometimes. But here it was happening with no hands!
But I noticed something else. I could push away from the tree trunk, hanging from a limb, and continue to move my outspread legs up and down, up and down, and the pleasure would increase. This was amazing! I figured I was jacking off without touching myself, and that pleasure in my thighs, reaching up into my groin, my cock rock hard, could go on and
on, unlike the jacking off when it lasted but a short time and I would have an orgasm.
I had to see where this would go. And sure enough, pumping my legs up and down, spreading them as wide as I could, then bringing them together, then wide apart again, up and down my legs went, hanging from that limb above me I came, and came, and came. But no juice...not then.
What a discovery! I managed to get myself up on the limb, and I knew I would be back in that tree again soon. And soon it was: Up the tree, shinnying now with a hard on in my pants, shaking with arousal, reaching that point again, then swinging free from the trunk, up and down the out-stretcheed legs, and that wonderful feeling coming up the insides of my thighs, into my balls and stiff cock. But this time I was going to see how long I could keep that going. I could slow down, even stop, holding off the big moment. I was almost delirious, and the only thing that kept me from going on was that damned hanging from that limb! (The thought had crossed my mind that I might, in the throes of my orgasm, let loose! I also gave some thought to the possiblity that I could be seen from the ground: Would someone see me and wonder what the hell I was doing?)
Well, I prolonged it until I feared I would lose my grip, and then, with rapid jerking motions, I brought myself off. My God that was good! '
I spent a lot of time in that tree that summer of my discovery. Unfortunately, when I began shooting cum, I decided it would be a better thing not to come in my pants. I didn't dare take my cock out and shoot off into the air. Not, that is, until one summer at the nearby lake my family would visit, I wandered into the woods (where I liked to jack off because I didn't have to worry about spraying my cum). I had my swim trunks on, and guess what! I saw a pine tree I thought I could climb. So up I went. When I saw a likely place, I stopped andgot my trunks off. Back up the tree, legs spread apart and pumping, cock sticking straight up in the air. Looking down on it, seeing it throb as I pumped my legs up and down, made me so hot I couldn't hold back and I brought myself off with great spurts into the warm summer air.
My family asked me where I went during when they couldn't find me. I just smiled and mumbled something about exploring the woods.
Has anyone out there had this experience?
Calif.

CLINTON DIES AND GOES TO HELL!

Bill Clinton died and went to hell. When he got there Satan greeted him
and told him that he would be there for all eternity, but that he's got
to select the type of punishment he would receive.

Satan escorted him around and they came to a room where Newt Gingrich
was stretched out on a rack, screaming in agony as the wheel was turned.

Clinton, "Nope, I don't think I'd like that kind of punishment." So
they went on to the next room.

There was Bob Dole, tied to a long pole and suspended over a large tub
of raw sewage. He was lowered into the tank until completely submerged.
After a few minutes he was lifted out of the tank, gasping and fighting
for breath.
As soon as he got his breath back, he was lowered again.

"Uh-uh!", said Clinton, "That's not for me."

Finally they came to a room where Kenneth Starr was hanging from the
wall by his thumbs.
His pants were down around his ankles, and Monica Lewinisky was
perforning oral sex on him.

Clinton said, 'Okay! if I have to be punished forever, I'll go for that
way!"

Satan said, "Fine....Then that will be your punishment for the next
billion years. Monica:
Your replacement is here.'

You might find this too political, but what the heck you guys read
it and enjoy it EA

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