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Wankers & Diddlers of the World Unite!
Make it your godgiven duty to make men cum together - it would curb crime - save lives and make peace world wide! Women! Go for it! Promote wanking as a healthy alternative to unwanted advances. Train your male children to know that wanking is the first choice for a happy, healthy sexlife. Provide your children with the images you want them to wank with and thereby directing their sexual urges, desires and fantasies exactly how you want them to follow. - It's as easy as getting them potty trained!
Auld Lang Syne (Traditional Scottish New Year's Eve Song by Robert Burns) Should auld acquaintance be forgot, And never brought to mind? Should auld acquaintance be forgot, And days of auld lang syne? And days of auld lang syne, my dear, And days of auld lang syne. Should auld acquaintance be forgot, And days of auld lang syne? We twa hae run aboot the braes And pu'd the gowans fine. We've wandered mony a weary foot, Sin' auld lang syne. Sin' auld lang syne, my dear, Sin' auld lang syne, We've wandered mony a weary foot, Sin' auld ang syne. We twa hae sported i' the burn, From morning sun till dine, But seas between us braid hae roared Sin' auld lang syne. Sin' auld lang syne, my dear, Sin' auld lang syne. But seas between us braid hae roared Sin' auld lang syne. And ther's a hand, my trusty friend, And gie's a hand o' thine; We'll tak' a cup o' kindness yet, For auld lang syne. For auld lang syne, my dear, For auld lang syne, We'll tak' a cup o' kindness yet, For auld lang syne.
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