• Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches
• Average length when erect: 5.1
• Actual amout of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons
• Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200
• Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000
• Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons
• Average amount of water it takes to fill a bathtub: 35 gallons
• Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour
• Average speed of a city bus: 25 miles per hour
• Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7
• Average # of calories in a can of Dr. Pepper: 150
• Smallest natural penis recorded: 5/8 of an inch
• Largest natural penis recorded: 11 inches
• Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet (blue whale)
• Height from court floor to the rim of a basketball hoop:
• 10 feet Most arousing time of day/season for a man: early morning/fall
• Best ways to improve sexual function: quit smoking, start excercising, lose weight.
• Foods that improve sex life: oysters, lean meat, seafood, whole grains, wheat germ, cookies from Leutner Dining Commons
• Percent of men who say they masturbate: 60%
• Percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54%
• Percant of men who say they feel guilty masturbating that often: 41% Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 min to 2weeks
• Average # of erections per day for a man: 11
• Average # of erections during the night: 9
• Distance sperm travels to fertilize an egg: 3-4 inches
• The human equvalent: 26 miles (a marathon distance)
• Time it takes the sperm: 2.5 seconds
• Time it takes an average person to complete a marathon: 4 hours
• Sperm life: 2 1/2 months (from development to ejaculation)
• Shelf life of a hostess twinkie: 7 years
• Cost of a year's supply of condoms: $100
• Thickness of the average condom: .07 mm
• Thickness of super-thin condoms: .05 mm
• Thickness of plastic wrap: .0127 mm # of times condoms are thicker that plastic wrap: almost 6
• In general, the taste of a man's semen varies with his diet.
• Some say that the alkaline-based foods (fish and some meats) produce a buttery or fishy taste.
• Dairy products can create a foul taste; the taste of semen after eating asparagus is said to be the foulest. ACIDIC FRUITS AND ALCOHOL (EXCEPT PROCESSED LIQUORS) GIVE IT A PLEASANT AND SUGARY TASTE.
• Examples: oranges, mangos, kiwi, lemons, grapefruit, limes, Labatt Blue, Honey Brown, etc. (Drinking a Corona with lime is double the fun.)
• Odors that increase blood flow to the penis: lavender, licorice, chocolate, doughnuts, pumpkin pie. (Happy Thanksgiving!)
• Yes, the penis does shrink in the shower.
• It is common for men to wake up with "morning wood," a name for an a.m. erection.
• Blue balls, or the term a man uses when he says his balls will explode if he doesn't have sex, is totally false.
• Guys, it's not you, a female is wet all of the time.

Happy Wanking --- Chuck

Joe: Thanks for the Submission - after polling around here we figure that if the average times a man ejaculates in his lifetime is only 7,200 - either we are way above average or there are men who never come - a low estimate of once a day for 60 years is over 20,000 cums and we all admit to at least once a day. Thru-out the years wanks and partners leading to ejaculation have been 3 to 4 times a day (Joe's personal average ) - now in middleage it's slowed to about 8 - 12 times a week! --- AND I expect to wank off for another 20 years. Being as it is the most enjoyable feeling a man can have - why would any man wish to restrict it to only a couple of times a week? Joe

( ed: if we are that far above average, its no wonder we started this website! - I guess we really are all dirty old men!)

(hank: Is that blue whale erect? And who measured it? Ahab?)