Masturbation Quotations

    "I'm not weird or anything. I don't tie myself up first."
    -- T. Waits
    "Entirely a self-taught skill."
    -- L. Ron Hubbard
    "The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to dress up for it."
    -- Truman Capote
    "Masturbation! The amazing availability of it!"
    -- James Joyce
    "Philip Roth is a good writer, but I wouldn't want to shake hands with him."
    -- Jacqueline Susann
    "When beating off is outlawed, only outlaws will beat off."
    -- Harold Palms
    The Clinton administration said they were opposed to allowing masturbation to be taught in school, but they could support a minute of silent masturbation.
    -- Daniel Schorr (not an exact quote)
    Rosie you're alright,
    you wear my ring.
    When you hold me tight,
    Rosie, that's my thing.
    When you turn out the light,
    I've got to hand it to me -
    It looks like it's you and me again tonight,
    Rosie
    -- Jackson Browne
    Some of you sitting there with your cock in your hand
    Don't get you nowhere, it don't make you a man
    -- John Lennon, "I Found Out"
    The best thing about masturbation is that you don't have to talk afterwards
    -- Milos Forman to Kurt Vonnegut (as quoted in one of Vonnegut's collections)

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